slightly silly: riverdale - episode twenty-eight: there will be blood

there will be blood is an appropriate episode title to the continued ridiculousness that is riverdale. the blossom family tradition of minor incest is already continuing on. and all the twists! is that really clifford blossom? or his evil twin? or maybe just his plain old twin? given that twins run in the blossom family!

hal and alice are finally, finally pulling the plug on their marriage. and i have to say i kept forgetting hal's relationship to the blossoms and the fact that he and penelope were bumping uglies and like how weird and borderline incest-y is that? like they're not related, but it's all still kind of creepy. 

meanwhile, cheryl and tiffani's connection is growing apace and i kind of love it. i also loved how ms. topaz was a little bit like whoa this shit is getting crazy here. 

here's my issue with the latest archie versus the lodges drama. he continues to chafe against and then side with the lodges every single time. he still is so pretty. and he is still so dumb. veronica's blind loyalty is frustrating, especially when it appears at times that she has more issues with her family's choices than she lets on to archie. i want her and archie to be a real team. i think when they are on the same page things are wonderful. 

meanwhile chic continues to be creepy and we find out he isn't who he says he is. big surprise. i'm really hating this whole chic storyline and what i find confusing is that i actually don't get what's going on. i thought he was alice and hal's illegitimate kid together. but maybe he's just alice's? i need to go do some research.